Save the date

Never mind Easter or street parties - don't forget that April 24 is St Mark's Eve, where if you sit in the church porch from 11pm to 1am you'll get to see the rotting corpses of all the people who are going to die in the area in the coming year. Fun! Although it only works if you do it three years in a row, so you have to be pretty dedicated.
Or alternatively you can see your future husband's face in your smock. All good info!